Thursday, 25 October 2012

Weird ways of compulsive letter writers to newspapers


By R Swaminathan
There are a few newspaper readers who are very much keen on getting their views and comments published in the "Letters to the column." This they do for a variety of reasons, some academic and some psychological. The tribe of those who assume that they are competent to write about any subject under the sun keeps growing day by day. Some can write only long articles packing their views on the subject while there are a few who rehash something appearing in print just to get their name into the column. A very small number write clearly and powerfully, to the point of course. Many never keep the length in mind and assume whatever they write will appear in print.
The itch to write in most cases appears to be irresistible and strong opinions are expressed in such letters to get the establishment correct itself and the powers-that-be to act in better ways. If the view or idea given is genuine, practical and sensible, it ought to be published and there cannot be two opinions about that. Opinion givers influence decision makers and this has been proved in many cases, though seldom acknowledged. In good old days, this breed of writers emerged when papers had a lot of free space to accommodate their feelings, observations and punditry. The writers with great linguistic felicity used to wake up every morning with great anxiety to see their letters in print. Encouraged by the appearance of one piece, they will sit down and write another very soon and despatch it by post, or hand it over in person to the newspaper office so that nothing went wrong in communicating their views to the editor. Thus, many became professional letter writers who honed their skill of journalism by hard work and sheer practice. Their ascribed status would expand in leaps and bounds and they come to be known in friends' circles and even wider associations. A habitual /frequent writer would assume he had a halo of learning over his head with which he could easily please persons he talked to. Some would write in their wife's name either to immensely please her, or to avoid embarrassment for self that might arise from the contents of the letter.
When typewriter was the only available machine to churn out their views with good speed, the letter writers started using carbon paper (they would not easily discard even the faded carbon papers) and addressed their mega pieces to various newspapers, far and near. Thus a writer in Madras could get his letter published in a Bombay paper, and his friends and relatives would call him up on phone to say that they have seen his writing in such and such a paper. In the days of snail mail, however, newspaper offices received the letters after days and due to surfeit of mails, kept the letters pending. The writer could never know if it had been accepted or when it would appear in the paper.
Those with several letters to their credit on a variety of “burning topics and current affairs” go to the extent of getting their published letters brought out in a book form. I know a specific instance in which a member of the united writers forum, (such a forum could easily come up to bring together like-minded individuals in those days), organised a function to get the book released by a VIP.
A letter writer's power and influence cannot be underestimated in those days because armed with their published piece he would go to the authorities and demand corrective action. The authorities also feared the readers' mail column because their acts of omission and commission would be directly seen by the higher-ups and they have to face the music. The local authories even started writing their reaction for a feedback slot when complaints were raised and the grievances were redressed.
One cannot omit a reference to those who go to any length to chase their letters and see at least a small portion of it, even if the piece is badly mauled, just to see their name in print. There are those who argue when the sense is totally changed. The subtle and gross pressure comes through friends' references, repeated phone calls addressing any official in the newspaper office, and multiple emails in the internet age. The severity is amply clear in case of those with an obsessive and compulsive disorder to think and write something for the paper they love much.
Then there are those who use pseudonyms or amend their initials or write in the names of family members, taking numerous avatars as it were. They alter the spelling of their names for numerological or other reasons and this makes the editor's job more difficult _ He dare not correct and incur their wrath later. Their despatches are tailored to suit the columns they are writing for, like the editorial page, citizens' voice or neighbourhood papers. Their handwriting or e-mail ids reveal their identity to those who process the material. But they don't seem to be bothered by all that. Their aim is to write, stop not till the matter is published in the paper. The papers too cannot brush aside the mail from such valuable readers as they get informed comment and considered views through this feedback, and so give space for the loyal and regular fans. When readers develop hate for certain columnists, they don't hide their anger and spew venom in their immediate despatches.
The papers conduct contests for the best and most frequent letter writers to boost their morale and their own circulation! The best ones are given mementoes at functions organised as an image-building exercise. Rarely, we do see the letter writing habit continue over generations in certain families. Enterprising ones conduct classes for the aspiring letter writers. The pupils flock to them to develop contacts and their language, two birds in one stone.
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Wednesday, 17 October 2012

The safe route of denial and procrastination


By R Swaminathan
"No" and "Not now" are two terms which have come to be repeated by everyone and in every household as life becomes difficult and unmanageable each day. For the middle class living in urban slums (sorry, but I can't avoid using such a word to describe cramped old houses in narrow streets), the morning dawns with a complaint of no water in the tap or sump. Fetching water might involve a walk down the tricky stairs or even a kilometre to the hand pump or community tap.
The day starts with the summoning of children from bed and getting them ready for school. When the parents remind them of their home work, they get a reply , "No, not yet done," and "Can't do it now." The well habituated tongues of the heads of families have to compromise for a bare and simple breakfast or just bread/biscuits got from the shop. Reminding the housewife of her failure to get dough prepared for the favouite idlis or dosas brings back an immediate retort: "Don't you know there was no power throughout the day due to maintenance work?"
So the family trots to school or office cursing itself for the tragedy of the morning. At the immediate destination also, there may be hours of fretting and fuming to follow because of the power cut restrictions in force. Once the day is over and the members prepare to rush home, they have to wrangle with auto drivers who refuse to ply.  They say “no” to the rate asked for by the passenger because petrol and diesel prices have gone up and a lot of diversions and traffic snarls force them to take a circuitous route to reach the destination.
'No, not now' is often used by boys and girls eligible for marriage when approached by parents for their consent and job hoppers also use this phrase because recession has put a mortal fear in them about the next vocation. No, not now is slightly different from “No, not yet” and the usage depends on details of the situation which I would like to leave your imagination.
At the beginning of the month when the house owner reaches the family head for the monthly rent, he is told : “No, not now” and “My salary is not yet credited in the bank and could you please wait for a few more days? It has been never so bad and will hopefully not be so in future.” If he is a gentleman he swallows your “no” calmly and leaves the place quietly.
Having putting up with such undependable tenants for months, one fine morning the owner might come and say, “Please try to vacate the premises as early as possible or pay 20 per cent more from next month as prices all round are going up and taxes too.” If you say “No, not now, sir,” you have to start looking for another place as early as you can.
Finding grocer's items and daily consumables like vegetables is another big ordeal when one can't but use, “No, will try elsewhere.” Here also he will soon realise that the situation is simply beyond his control and he has to relent meekly to the market forces.
Back home, if and when he is advised by friends and family members to look for a place of his own to live “for the rest of his life,” he has to come up with a stock reply like,“No, not now” because he is convinced it is not the appropriate time to go in for an apartment when prices are unrealistic and the interest rate too is ikely to be revised too often. When pink papers advise him to save for the life's big occasions and retirement (he is scared to think of that now), he simply bows his head and says “No, not now.” He finds words like “savings” and “investment” only in the dictionary.
An edited version of this article appears on Mindspace page in the TNIE today.